MR. SKIN

Not my real name, of course, but if all you did since you were a kid was collect nude scenes from PG and R-rated movies, you'd want to conceal your warped sophomoric tendencies too. I've probably viewed over 10,000 movies, but don't ask me what they were about. I just fast-forwarded to the good parts.

Since I've been on over 500 radio shows throughout the world, I've become known as the world's leading expert on celebrity nudity in film, the idiot savant of celeb skin.

And now a dedicated team of techno experts, all just as shallow as me, have created a giant website that displays my ridiculously huge (and constantly growing) collection of pictures and videoclips. They've also included my film reviews and exhaustively comprehensive cinematic ratings system for artistic merit (i.e. nudity content). So please, come on in. You will be astounded by the degree to which a human being can waste his life away.